Turns out Barbie has had a tough life. First her brother Todd died. Then her sister Tutti died. Then her brother Todd came back from the dead, then died again. Then her sister Krissi died, followed by her sister Skipper two years later. And don’t even get me started on the on-again-off-again relationship with Ken. They are the Ross&Rachel of the toy world. Happy birthday Barbie, forget your troubles in a bottle of champagne and a bottle of prozac. Work it work it girl.
PS - your boyfriend Ken keeps dumping you because he is an androgynous faggot.
Not to mention the ridiculously short lifetimes. That must suck.
